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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:45:36 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Ryan's Roast</title><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/</link><description>The Fictional Writings of Ryan P. Fonkert</description><lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:22:13 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright>Copyright: Ryan P. Fonkert</copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>A poem got lost in here somewhere&amp;hellip;</title><category>Poetry</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:22:13 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/a-poem-got-lost-in-here-somewherehellip.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:14895532</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I was listening to some Spoon, and a particular song inspired an idea for a poem, so I started writing.&#160; Somewhere in the midst of writing it though, it lost its way…&#160; Anyway, I'm posting what I have for now just as record to come back, hopefully to correct where it seemingly went awry and to finish it.</p>  <p>Tentative working title is &quot;Writing in Reverse&quot;&#160; (similar to the Spoon tune, &quot;Written in Reverse&quot;), though this would likely change if I ever get it fixed.</p>  <blockquote>   <p><em>if you could rewrite the story       <br />tell it in reverse        <br />would it be better         <br />or would it be worse? </em></p>    <p><em>And what of the beginning of the story?       <br />Do you think you know?        <br />are you near the beginning?        <br />and does it show? </em></p>    <p><em>did your ending deserve the attention?       <br />was it worthy of acclaim?        <br />did it bring you honor,        <br />or only shame? </em></p>    <p><em>Will the intro grab the reader,       <br />inspire him to read?        <br />is there a compelling story        <br />to which you can lead? </em></p>    <p><em>into the middle       <br />where the plot thickens        <br />it can inspire admiration        <br />and sometimes it sickens </em></p>    <p><em>you're in the heart of it now       <br />how fast are you writing?        <br />is it with passion        <br />or with yourself are you fighting?</em></p></blockquote>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-14895532.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Poem: Intrusion</title><category>Poetry</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:25:37 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/poem-intrusion.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:14611017</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><em>The constant noises of man     <br />Ever intrusive      <br />When heard in the wild lands      <br />Can feel abusive </em></p>  <p><em>Encroaching ever more     <br />To once remote lands      <br />Making everything similar      <br />And everything bland </em></p>  <p><em>Wanting ever more     <br />His greed knows no bounds      <br />To where can one go      <br />If he wishes not to be found?</em></p>  <p><em>At some point it must be realized     <br />That expansion isn't progress      <br />And if we want to move forward      <br />We might, in fact, have to regress</em></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-14611017.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Poem: Primal Scream</title><category>Poetry</category><category>Reflection</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:13:57 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/poem-primal-scream.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:14610848</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><em>The anger building     <br />A nice, rosy rage      <br />Can't escape the feeling      <br />Trapped in a cage </em></p>  <p><em>With no one to blame     <br />No one to chide      <br />Off to the mountain      <br />He goes to hide </em></p>  <p><em>He ascends the mountain     <br />With a simple plan      <br />A simple action      <br />That will free the man </em></p>  <p><em>Letting it loose     <br />A primal scream      <br />Releasing the stress      <br />And living the dream </em></p>  <p><em>An action so raw     <br />So juvenile, so wild      <br />Setting aside the man      <br />To be a child </em></p>  <p><em>But alas, the scream was not to be     <br />It wasn't needed      <br />The action meant nothing      <br />He finally conceded </em></p>  <p><em>Seeing the beauty of life     <br />He could finally see      <br />'Twas merely the thought      <br />That set him free </em></p>  <p><em>So he returned to his home     <br />No longer surly and mad      <br />Able to return for a spell      <br />To being employee, husband, and dad</em></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-14610848.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Poem: The Smoker</title><category>Poetry</category><category>commentary</category><category>poetry</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:28:05 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/poem-the-smoker.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:14080807</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><em>He smokes<br />He chokes<br />He fails to appreciate<br />His part in his early demise<br /><br />Hurting those he loves<br />Hurting those he hates<br />Yet he never hesitates<br />To question if it is wise<br /><br />The grip of the addiction<br />Blinds him to the affliction<br />And he doesn't begin to see<br />That it holds him like a vise<br /><br />The day will come<br />Where he will succumb<br />And how many years lost<br />He can only surmise<br /><br />He smokes<br />He chokes<br />He slowly goes broke<br />Until one day he dies</em></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-14080807.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Poem: Captains of Industry</title><category>Poetry</category><category>commentary</category><category>poetry</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 04:53:15 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/poem-captains-of-industry.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:13976768</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><em>Captains of industry<br />Destroyers of man<br />Make you a profit?<br />You bet we can.<br /><br />My air and my water<br />Suit me just fine.<br />You say yours doesn't?<br />Well, don't think you'll get mine.<br /><br />Your health and your safety<br />Are not our concern<br />If it makes us a dollar,<br />We'll let the world burn.<br /><br />By the the people, for the people<br />Sure is a nice thought<br />But didn't we tell you?<br />Your government's been bought.<br /><br />Draining your coffers<br />While claiming success,<br />That spending on the poor<br />Is the true excess.<br /><br />Down with the people<br />Up with the corporation<br />Only your enslavement<br />Can bring our emancipation.<br /><br />Captains of industry<br />Destroyers of man<br />Make you a profit?<br />You bet we can.</em></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-13976768.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Poem: The Mirror</title><category>Poetry</category><category>poetry</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 08:23:49 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/poem-the-mirror.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:13914825</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>This is a poem I originally posted on my friend Mary's <a href="http://justwanttoride.wordpress.com/">blog</a>, in response to and inspired by her post, "<a href="http://justwanttoride.wordpress.com/2011/11/29/hiccup-in-time/">Hiccup in Time</a>".</p>
<p><em>"I am you," she said,<br />matter-of-factly.<br />"How can that be," I asked,<br />"that you're me exactly?"<br /><br />"You don't understand," she said,<br />then said it again.<br />"Look in the mirror," she said,<br />"and you will see your friend."<br /><br />"I only see myself," I said,<br />"I'm the only one here."<br />"Then you don't see anything," she said,<br />"You need another mirror."<br /><br />"My mirror is just fine," I said,<br />"so just let me be."<br />"Then maybe it's you," she said,<br />"Perhaps you can't see."</em></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-13914825.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Poem: Much Ado About Nothing</title><category>Poetry</category><category>poetry</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:12:45 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/poem-much-ado-about-nothing.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:13751371</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>A recent experience with a coworker prompted this one.</p>
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<p><em>he gawks<br />he squawks<br />he makes much ado<br />about nothing<br /><br />his speciality<br />is triviality<br />and to the rest<br />it is banality<br /><br />important, no<br />a burden, yes<br />whom might care<br />is anyone's guess<br /><br />he gawks<br />he squawks<br />he is much ado...</em></p>
<p><em><br />about nothing</em></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-13751371.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Poem: Hours Lost</title><category>Poetry</category><category>personal musings</category><category>poetry</category><category>reflection</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:58:34 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/poem-hours-lost.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:13630136</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>﻿<em>hours lost<br />never to return<br />working trivialities<br />while passions burn<br /><br />making the rich man richer<br />to bring home his pittance<br />living a life ordinary<br />of no significance<br /><br />a life of fluorescence<br />cubicle in design<br />"No more!" the man said<br />"This life is mine."</em></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-13630136.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Poem: Butterflies</title><category>Poetry</category><category>Reflection</category><category>personal musings</category><category>poetry</category><category>reflection</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 06:50:45 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/poem-butterflies.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:13612924</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><em>ideas, like butterflies <br />fluttering all around me<br />just watch and wonder?<br />watch... and wonder...<br />or throw out the net<br />and catch one?<br /><br />analysis<br />paralysis<br />courage or fear<br />only one can rule<br /><br />sun begsins to fade<br />butterflies disperse<br />get out the net?<br />or let them fly away?<br /><br />analysis<br />paralysis<br />courage or fear<br />only one can rule</em></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-13612924.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>New Blog Post Title Format</title><category>Blog Post Title Format</category><category>General/Miscellaneous</category><dc:creator>Fonk</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 23:17:28 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/new-blog-post-title-format.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">523235:10999468:11960025</guid><description><![CDATA[<p></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ryanfonkert.com/roast/rss-comments-entry-11960025.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>
